Aliens and Alchemists by Frost Kay
Fact 384 - Pirates aren't princes, they're extortionists.
I never claimed to be a good girl. So when te feds showed up, there was only one choice. Run.
Turns out my plan wasn't fool proof. One tiny, little, accidental murder lands me in hot water not just with the human government, but with the elven equivalent of the CIA. No one ever said I was lucky.
Shipped off planet, blackmailed, and forced to bootleg for a secret organization is the least of my problems compared to the sexy villains hot on my heels.
They don't know it yet, but I'm going to take them down. Messing with a southern belle with a criminal past was their first mistake. Their second? Giving me a weapon.
Fact 451 - Being bad sometimes feels good.